Läxor var det ja.
Ok, so i just joined this group on Facebook, called " 30 Things To Do In An Exam When You Know You're Going To Fail It Anyways!" och det var till mycket nöje må jag säga. Flera av de här påhitten har nyttjats väl av moi, som inte kan låta bli att sätta lite glans på tillvaron när det skiter sig. En mycket väl använd metod efter alltför lite påläsning är denna:
"On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative."
Jag måste nog säga att det är så jag räddar de flesta situationer. Genom att leka lite med ord. Köra en djupanalys och gräva sig djupt in i den där frågan man omöjligt kan besvara. Dela upp termerna i små bitar.. och hacka sönder dem i ännu mindre sådana! Sedan ställer du dem framför dig, en och en samtidigt som du säger "DOH?" och med djupa akademiska skills, noggrannt förklarar hur korkad den där frågan egentligen är.
Det funkar. Ibland.
Och nu håller Spowdy på att berätta en historia för mig.. som svar på den kortaste frågan jag någonsin ställt. han har berättat i en kvart nu... och jag väntar fortfarande på slutpoängen. Börjar bli lite trött.. gäspar lite lätt..
AdamSpowdy (00:54:31):
so my mom cant cook right
AdamSpowdy (00:54:46): and she is making this dinner called lental soup
AdamSpowdy (00:54:55): i dont know some indian shit
AdamSpowdy (00:55:05): and it calls for peanut oil
AdamSpowdy (00:55:19): and this is right after i get back from ukriane.....
AdamSpowdy (00:55:45): and um in ukriane i got this little doll like the size of a finger....
AdamSpowdy (00:56:02): it was the ukraines churches pro life group
AdamSpowdy (00:56:16): they were passing out 10 week old sized dolls
AdamSpowdy (00:56:25): anyways i got this little doll right
AdamSpowdy (00:56:38): and ummm i wanted to make it float in the middle of a jar
AdamSpowdy (00:56:55): and so i took her
AdamSpowdy (00:57:03): hold on titus calls
(JAHA.)
AdamSpowdy (01:25:52): it was supposed to be glorious and we were going to play "get fucked up" AdamSpowdy (01:25:54): great game
AdamSpowdy (01:25:58): ha ha
AdamSpowdy (01:26:08): so i woke up first right and im at steves house
AdamSpowdy (01:26:13): not the appartment
AdamSpowdy (01:26:16): but his house
AdamSpowdy (01:26:26): and i woke up and all the adults are gone
AdamSpowdy (01:26:33): its just me
AdamSpowdy (01:26:36): steve
AdamSpowdy (01:26:38): and mike
AdamSpowdy (01:26:53): and 21 cold beers
AdamSpowdy (01:27:12): the football game started at twelve
AdamSpowdy (01:27:43): and im not actually really in to football....i was more syked to play "get fucked up" AdamSpowdy (01:27:55): but i had this idea
AdamSpowdy (01:28:10): its called....
AdamSpowdy (01:28:16): shit what is it called
AdamSpowdy (01:28:43): POWER HOUR
AdamSpowdy (01:29:01): its basically a shot of beer, every minute, for one hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:12): so 60 shot of beer in an hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:17): so five beers in a hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:41): (sorry im unaware of your math skills)... : )
AdamSpowdy (01:30:12): but were like "dude fuck that", "theres 21 beers lets each have seven in an hour" AdamSpowdy (01:30:26): so we played the german version of power hour
AdamSpowdy (01:30:38): then the phone ring
AdamSpowdy (01:30:40): s
AdamSpowdy (01:30:43): it was the dad
AdamSpowdy (01:30:59): and lately i have become thei little house bitch who answers the phone
AdamSpowdy (01:31:14): "hey mister weindorf"
AdamSpowdy (01:31:35): and umm...basically he needed me to drive the car back to the house
AdamSpowdy (01:31:48): see he was driving linda to wisconsin so she could sing
AdamSpowdy (01:31:56): in some chior tour thing
AdamSpowdy (01:32:15): and so he was taking his van to the airport and then he was going to rent a car AdamSpowdy (01:32:26): so he NEEDED someone to drive the car back
AdamSpowdy (01:32:30): to the house
AdamSpowdy (01:32:47): he said he will be here in 10 minutes and i should be ready
AdamSpowdy (01:32:55): no why did he ask me to drive?
AdamSpowdy (01:33:14): because mike who is 20 doesn't have a liscense
AdamSpowdy (01:33:25): and steve.....he just sucks ass at it.....
AdamSpowdy (01:33:33): and so theresme
AdamSpowdy (01:34:01): and you know you gotta be a bad driver when you own dad asks the friends son to drive the van back--poor stever
AdamSpowdy (01:34:12): so im like yeah sure no problem
AdamSpowdy (01:34:14): ....
AdamSpowdy (01:34:22): and i couldnt tell him i was drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:34:28): i couldnt tell him no
AdamSpowdy (01:34:39): basically he thinks i hate beer
AdamSpowdy (01:35:09): and he thinks that im a good kid---....yeah about that
AdamSpowdy (01:35:15): and so i said yeah i can drive
AdamSpowdy (01:35:23): and it was steves birthday that day
AdamSpowdy (01:35:34): so thats another reason why i had to do it
AdamSpowdy (01:35:45): so i quick ran to the bathroom
AdamSpowdy (01:36:00): made myself puke 4 times
AdamSpowdy (01:36:10): drank 5 cups of water
AdamSpowdy (01:36:19): at 7 hotdog buns
AdamSpowdy (01:36:25): and made some ramen noodles
AdamSpowdy (01:36:35): yeah i can make time follow my rules
AdamSpowdy (01:36:44): so then he gets there
AdamSpowdy (01:36:48): and im so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:36:52): and steves so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:36:55): and mikes so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:37:00): but were all acting
AdamSpowdy (01:37:07): and so mike stays home
AdamSpowdy (01:37:33): me and steve get in the car and sit in the back while his dad drives to the car rental place AdamSpowdy (01:38:56): so were in this van and he is the slowest tdriveer
AdamSpowdy (01:39:03): and i gotta pee so bad
AdamSpowdy (01:39:22): the 7 beers and the 5 cups of water
AdamSpowdy (01:39:30): i couldnt move
AdamSpowdy (01:39:34): it hurt so bad
AdamSpowdy (01:39:45): by bladder was ripping at the seams
AdamSpowdy (01:39:50): we finally get there
AdamSpowdy (01:40:02): and i sneak behind him and use the bathroom
AdamSpowdy (01:40:19): and it was orgasmic
AdamSpowdy (01:40:30): so then i got back in the van
AdamSpowdy (01:40:36): and steve pees
AdamSpowdy (01:40:49): and so we started to head home
AdamSpowdy (01:41:02): and the first thing i saw on the road was this massive buss
AdamSpowdy (01:41:06): and it was so big
AdamSpowdy (01:41:09): and scary
AdamSpowdy (01:41:23): and i gotta pee again and so does steve
AdamSpowdy (01:41:33): so we go to a rest stop
AdamSpowdy (01:41:40): steve gets lost in the bathroom
(VID DET HÄR LAGET SLUTADE JAG LÄSA FÖR EN KVART SEDAN)
AdamSpowdy (01:41:50): and then we finally got home
AdamSpowdy (01:41:56): and his mom was there
AdamSpowdy (01:42:04): so we thought we were safe
AdamSpowdy (01:42:36): and the whole time mike was "explaining" why there were 21 empty bottles of beer on the table
AdamSpowdy (01:42:49): and she believed him
AdamSpowdy (01:42:53): that we diddnt drink
AdamSpowdy (01:42:59): he has a really dumb mom
AdamSpowdy (01:43:18): and then me and steve come back in the house.....im quiet
AdamSpowdy (01:43:31): but steve is loud as fuck and falling over shit
AdamSpowdy (01:43:53): and mike and steve got yelled at
AdamSpowdy (01:43:58): but "i hate beer"
SLUT? ÄR DET SLUT HÄR?
JISSES.. Vad frågade jag nu igen? Just det.
"Have you ever drunk and drive?"
"On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative."
Jag måste nog säga att det är så jag räddar de flesta situationer. Genom att leka lite med ord. Köra en djupanalys och gräva sig djupt in i den där frågan man omöjligt kan besvara. Dela upp termerna i små bitar.. och hacka sönder dem i ännu mindre sådana! Sedan ställer du dem framför dig, en och en samtidigt som du säger "DOH?" och med djupa akademiska skills, noggrannt förklarar hur korkad den där frågan egentligen är.
Det funkar. Ibland.
Och nu håller Spowdy på att berätta en historia för mig.. som svar på den kortaste frågan jag någonsin ställt. han har berättat i en kvart nu... och jag väntar fortfarande på slutpoängen. Börjar bli lite trött.. gäspar lite lätt..
AdamSpowdy (00:54:31):
so my mom cant cook right
AdamSpowdy (00:54:46): and she is making this dinner called lental soup
AdamSpowdy (00:54:55): i dont know some indian shit
AdamSpowdy (00:55:05): and it calls for peanut oil
AdamSpowdy (00:55:19): and this is right after i get back from ukriane.....
AdamSpowdy (00:55:45): and um in ukriane i got this little doll like the size of a finger....
AdamSpowdy (00:56:02): it was the ukraines churches pro life group
AdamSpowdy (00:56:16): they were passing out 10 week old sized dolls
AdamSpowdy (00:56:25): anyways i got this little doll right
AdamSpowdy (00:56:38): and ummm i wanted to make it float in the middle of a jar
AdamSpowdy (00:56:55): and so i took her
AdamSpowdy (00:57:03): hold on titus calls
(JAHA.)
AdamSpowdy (01:25:52): it was supposed to be glorious and we were going to play "get fucked up" AdamSpowdy (01:25:54): great game
AdamSpowdy (01:25:58): ha ha
AdamSpowdy (01:26:08): so i woke up first right and im at steves house
AdamSpowdy (01:26:13): not the appartment
AdamSpowdy (01:26:16): but his house
AdamSpowdy (01:26:26): and i woke up and all the adults are gone
AdamSpowdy (01:26:33): its just me
AdamSpowdy (01:26:36): steve
AdamSpowdy (01:26:38): and mike
AdamSpowdy (01:26:53): and 21 cold beers
AdamSpowdy (01:27:12): the football game started at twelve
AdamSpowdy (01:27:43): and im not actually really in to football....i was more syked to play "get fucked up" AdamSpowdy (01:27:55): but i had this idea
AdamSpowdy (01:28:10): its called....
AdamSpowdy (01:28:16): shit what is it called
AdamSpowdy (01:28:43): POWER HOUR
AdamSpowdy (01:29:01): its basically a shot of beer, every minute, for one hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:12): so 60 shot of beer in an hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:17): so five beers in a hour
AdamSpowdy (01:29:41): (sorry im unaware of your math skills)... : )
AdamSpowdy (01:30:12): but were like "dude fuck that", "theres 21 beers lets each have seven in an hour" AdamSpowdy (01:30:26): so we played the german version of power hour
AdamSpowdy (01:30:38): then the phone ring
AdamSpowdy (01:30:40): s
AdamSpowdy (01:30:43): it was the dad
AdamSpowdy (01:30:59): and lately i have become thei little house bitch who answers the phone
AdamSpowdy (01:31:14): "hey mister weindorf"
AdamSpowdy (01:31:35): and umm...basically he needed me to drive the car back to the house
AdamSpowdy (01:31:48): see he was driving linda to wisconsin so she could sing
AdamSpowdy (01:31:56): in some chior tour thing
AdamSpowdy (01:32:15): and so he was taking his van to the airport and then he was going to rent a car AdamSpowdy (01:32:26): so he NEEDED someone to drive the car back
AdamSpowdy (01:32:30): to the house
AdamSpowdy (01:32:47): he said he will be here in 10 minutes and i should be ready
AdamSpowdy (01:32:55): no why did he ask me to drive?
AdamSpowdy (01:33:14): because mike who is 20 doesn't have a liscense
AdamSpowdy (01:33:25): and steve.....he just sucks ass at it.....
AdamSpowdy (01:33:33): and so theresme
AdamSpowdy (01:34:01): and you know you gotta be a bad driver when you own dad asks the friends son to drive the van back--poor stever
AdamSpowdy (01:34:12): so im like yeah sure no problem
AdamSpowdy (01:34:14): ....
AdamSpowdy (01:34:22): and i couldnt tell him i was drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:34:28): i couldnt tell him no
AdamSpowdy (01:34:39): basically he thinks i hate beer
AdamSpowdy (01:35:09): and he thinks that im a good kid---....yeah about that
AdamSpowdy (01:35:15): and so i said yeah i can drive
AdamSpowdy (01:35:23): and it was steves birthday that day
AdamSpowdy (01:35:34): so thats another reason why i had to do it
AdamSpowdy (01:35:45): so i quick ran to the bathroom
AdamSpowdy (01:36:00): made myself puke 4 times
AdamSpowdy (01:36:10): drank 5 cups of water
AdamSpowdy (01:36:19): at 7 hotdog buns
AdamSpowdy (01:36:25): and made some ramen noodles
AdamSpowdy (01:36:35): yeah i can make time follow my rules
AdamSpowdy (01:36:44): so then he gets there
AdamSpowdy (01:36:48): and im so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:36:52): and steves so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:36:55): and mikes so drunk
AdamSpowdy (01:37:00): but were all acting
AdamSpowdy (01:37:07): and so mike stays home
AdamSpowdy (01:37:33): me and steve get in the car and sit in the back while his dad drives to the car rental place AdamSpowdy (01:38:56): so were in this van and he is the slowest tdriveer
AdamSpowdy (01:39:03): and i gotta pee so bad
AdamSpowdy (01:39:22): the 7 beers and the 5 cups of water
AdamSpowdy (01:39:30): i couldnt move
AdamSpowdy (01:39:34): it hurt so bad
AdamSpowdy (01:39:45): by bladder was ripping at the seams
AdamSpowdy (01:39:50): we finally get there
AdamSpowdy (01:40:02): and i sneak behind him and use the bathroom
AdamSpowdy (01:40:19): and it was orgasmic
AdamSpowdy (01:40:30): so then i got back in the van
AdamSpowdy (01:40:36): and steve pees
AdamSpowdy (01:40:49): and so we started to head home
AdamSpowdy (01:41:02): and the first thing i saw on the road was this massive buss
AdamSpowdy (01:41:06): and it was so big
AdamSpowdy (01:41:09): and scary
AdamSpowdy (01:41:23): and i gotta pee again and so does steve
AdamSpowdy (01:41:33): so we go to a rest stop
AdamSpowdy (01:41:40): steve gets lost in the bathroom
(VID DET HÄR LAGET SLUTADE JAG LÄSA FÖR EN KVART SEDAN)
AdamSpowdy (01:41:50): and then we finally got home
AdamSpowdy (01:41:56): and his mom was there
AdamSpowdy (01:42:04): so we thought we were safe
AdamSpowdy (01:42:36): and the whole time mike was "explaining" why there were 21 empty bottles of beer on the table
AdamSpowdy (01:42:49): and she believed him
AdamSpowdy (01:42:53): that we diddnt drink
AdamSpowdy (01:42:59): he has a really dumb mom
AdamSpowdy (01:43:18): and then me and steve come back in the house.....im quiet
AdamSpowdy (01:43:31): but steve is loud as fuck and falling over shit
AdamSpowdy (01:43:53): and mike and steve got yelled at
AdamSpowdy (01:43:58): but "i hate beer"
SLUT? ÄR DET SLUT HÄR?
JISSES.. Vad frågade jag nu igen? Just det.
"Have you ever drunk and drive?"
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